The benefits of peeing

I realize I've complained a hundred times about the irritating need to constantly pee, due to an enlarged and growing uterus and human being inside of me, but consider this complaint #101. Haha! No, actually, I've come to see some of the benefits of frequent urination.

1. I have really clean hands now. I've never washed my hands do many times in one day!
2. I always sit at the front of the class. (Closest to the door, so I can run out ASAP without trampling anyone.)
3. I get to burn extra calories with all the running to the bathroom I'm doing. (especially when it's like a mile away from my class!)
4. I get to see what 2am, 2:15am, 2:45am...etc...looks like. Who knew it was so dark and quiet? (until my flushing interrupts of course)
5. I don't feel bad when I get up and leave in the middle of a boring lecture or conversation....4 times.

Hahaha! So there you have it, the benefits of having to pee all time!

2 awesome thoughts:

Vi said...

bahahaha...yes, those are def.perks to peeing all the time. I've even switched sides of the bed with Kory for the sole purpose of being close to the bathroom. Strategy. lol.

The Busy Coconut said...

There you go. The silver lining. You forgot, internal alarm clock. Keeps you from sleeping in.